Please Excuse My Child

21 02 2008
I feel miserable– so nothing profound tonight… These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling)collected by schools from all over the country.1. My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out ofa tree and misplaced his hip.6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He washurt in the growing part.8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered byvery close veins.9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre)(dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ( )’s were crossed out.]12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea andhis boots leak.13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because Idon’t know what size she wear.16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to getthe Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought itwas Sunday.17. Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend herfuneral.18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent aweekend with the Marines.19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold andcould not breed well.20. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed withgramps.21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.22. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever andsore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. Iwasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be somethinggoing around, her father even got hot last night.24. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday.His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I wasin bed with the doctor.



One response

21 02 2008

I think some of our administrators deserve these. 🙂

hope you feel better soon!!

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